Tony Got Crackers (Baby Got Back)

   

A parody of a song by Sir Mix-A-Lot.  Recorded by Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Recorded: 11/18/2014  Released: 11/18/2014  First aired: 11/26/2014
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Lyrics

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Jeanne, taste this cracker.
It is so bad. [scoff]
It looks like one of those brown rice triscuits.
But, you know, who understands those triscuits? [scoff]
I don't eat it, because, it is not a Ritz, 'kay?
I mean, the cracker, is just so bad.
I can't believe it's just so square, it's like, I mean— gross. Look!
It's just so... black pepper!

I like triscuits and I can not lie
You nutter butters can't deny
That when a cracker has such a wonderful taste
I just stuff it in my face
It's so yum, wanna pull out a ton
'Cause I noticed that cracker's crunch
The black chino jeans I'm wearing
Don't fit but I still ain't sharing
Oh baby, I wanna get fistfuls
You get the picture?
This might make me a junky
But that taste it has makes "me so hungry"
My orange bald head don't want none
Unless it's got sea salt, hun
You can do fire-roasted tomato,
You can try cranberry or sage
Maybe wheat, cinnammon and sugar
But baked wheat just ain't my lane
So I toss it and leave it
But salt and pepper I really need it
So this might make me fat
Well I don't care about that that!
So my waist ain't small or close to Junior's
But his is just rumor
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna eat something tasty (Yeah!)
Then grab a box! Don't throw it out!
Even the littles got to shout!

Tony got crackers!
Tony got crackers!
Tony got crackers!

A little bit of wine but he got a lot of crackers
A little bit of wine but he got a lot of crackers
A little red wine but he got a lot of crackers
A little red wine but he got a lot of crackers

A parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back"

Related Jingles

Since You've Been Gone feat. KJ Ohnstad by Luke Overbey
Another Brick in the Wall pt 2 by John Fitzpatrick
99 Problems by Luke Overbey
Deflate feat. Judofuse by Luke Overbey
Gold Bridges (Gold Digger) by Luke Overbey

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Joe Noone in Adelaide, Australia
this is outstanding, love the cracker songs
918 days ago.
paul
This one puts a smile and a little hop in your step! I was blown away when I first heard it! Awesome job!
925 days ago.
Mark
Awesome.
935 days ago.
Mickey in Washington, DC
So great.
938 days ago.
Lil-Ditty-Know in Space
BOOM! That was incredible!!!
944 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
K.I.L.T. All around tops!!
944 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Glad to see this got some air time! Great song!
944 days ago.
Kipper
Awesome! Love the nutter butter reference. Slick!
947 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Absolutely classic! The wifey totally nailed the opening part!
949 days ago.
hannah
Love love love!
949 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Me so hungry... You crushed it with the rapping and lyrics, but the woman related to you by marriage absolutely takes this way beyond awesome.
949 days ago.
ToddInLexington in United States
Boom. Wow.
950 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Just wanted to mention, this also features Jess, the woman whom I'm related to by marriage.
950 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
I believe yet another GAUNTLET has been thrown down!!!!!!!
950 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Oh, man, this is great! And with as many times as TK has somehow referenced this in PTI opens and the like, I think this'll hit the air next week. So much goodness, but my fave: "My orange bald head don't want none Unless it's sea salt, hun "
950 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
And the 90's rap songs are back! This is really great!
950 days ago.
Tom in Kissimmee FL
I love it. Nice Job
950 days ago.