Derrick Rose is Out Again

   

A parody of a song by Poison.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 11/10/2014  Released: 11/10/2014  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

(sigh)
He just sits silently still in a suit tonight
Though he worked out during shoot-around, he couldn't go this time
Was it an MCL or ACL?
'Cause we know it's not his pride
Not his pride, He's too humble, not his pride
(but still they're saying that:)

Derrick Rose is out again
Looks like another ankle has done him in
It just might be a sad season for you Wilbon our friend
'Cause Derrick Rose is out again
(There he goes)

Based on "Every Rose has it's Thorn" by Poison

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Jerry in Annandale, VA
I guess we could have predicted it at the time but due to Rose's constant injuries, it looks like this has become an evergreen jingle!
630 days ago.
Jolene in Grand Island, NE
Judofuse - agree with everything in your post! Hope the reverse jinx works! Nice tune!
953 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Sign me up for the judofuse fan club!!! Haven't heard anything but good stuff outta him....
954 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I got this idea and decided to record this today... Sadly figuring it could be appropriate at any point in this or any future Chicago Bulls season. Maybe it'll reverse jinx Rose into becoming MVP Rose again this year. The first result when typing his name in Google was "does shoot-around, will be game time decision."
954 days ago.

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