Liz's Gloves

   

A parody of a song by Van Morrison - Crazy Love.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 10/22/2014  Released: 10/22/2014  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

ISIS and Ebola, threaten us every day
Nowhere to run or hide, no chance to get away
I need to keep up, with all the recent moves
So I turn on Tony's show to hear the latest news

And they're talking about gloves
Gloves, gloves, gloves
Liz's gloves
Yeah, her gloves
Liz Clarke's gloves

They may not be fur-lined, or made of cashmere
But she needs to wear them because it's cold in there
Maybe play some Bruce and that will keep her warm
Right now she looks like she's gonna rob your home

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judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks, you guys are too nice. Yep, I was going for Crazy Love, but I heard a commercial on TV with The Weight in the background as I was writing out the lyrics, so I suspect that's how it got mixed in with the verse.
963 days ago.
John Welsh in Somerville, MA
Wait, where did all of these people with real talent come from?
964 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
I can't believe I thought that this was The Band. Ugh.
967 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vS8GKcl9KQ
967 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Exactly! I heard The Weight in the verses and Crazy Love in the chorus
967 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Van Morrison, "Crazy Love" I thought I heard echoes of "The Weight" in there, too!
967 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
This one's great (and was featured on this week's podcast) but I have no idea what the original song is. Is it a Springsteen song? It sounds like a merge of "Crazy Love" and "The Weight."
967 days ago.
happy_Blaise in Ellicott City, MD
Quality! A hilarious and moving tribute to handwear.
969 days ago.
Matt Dillhoff in Springboro, Ohio
Instant classic! Great production and vocal/gitter. Well done judofuse!
970 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
A stronger debut cannot be found. This is STRONG!!!
970 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
So good! An instant fave.
971 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Wait a minute, Chester, this is beautiful!
973 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Woww
974 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Wow! Nice picking, and this is certain to appeal to Ms. Clarke. Aces!
975 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
BAM! Welcome judofuse! Nice debut!
975 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I thought it was appropriate that with all the major things happening in the world today, the show on Tuesday started off with an in-depth discussion of the gloves worn by Liz Clark. The detail of material, how cold the studio is, and the fact they make her look like a cat burglar... all amazing stuff. My first attempt at this, so hope someone gets a laugh and maybe a little respite from the real world.
975 days ago.