Barbara Ann (Bob Ryan)

   

A parody of a song by Beach Boys.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 10/11/2014  Released: 10/14/2014  First aired: 10/14/2014
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Lyrics

For the quintessential American sportswriter:

LYRICS:
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Ryan
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Ryan
Oh Bob Ryan, he’s the man
Bob Ryan
He’s a-writing and opining,
Always got us smiling,
Bob Ryan Bob Bob Bob Bob Ryan

Wanna know ‘bout the Pats,
what the food’s like in France,
Ask Bob Ryan, he’s always got a stance.
Ask Bob Ryan, Bob Ryan.
He’s a quintessential writer,
take him to your desert isle,
Bob Ryan Bob Bob Bob Bob Ryan.
He’s a-writing and opining,
Always got us smiling,
Bob Ryan Bob Bob Bob Bob Ryan

*A parody based on "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys

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Greg "The G MANN" Heitmann
Just listened to this...might be the most carefully crafted, brilliantly worded, columnette-like jingle ever.
194 days ago.
Coqui in Fairfax, VA
Awesome!
1025 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
The best stuff always seems so obvious in hindsight... And that's the brilliance of it. Simply amazing idea and execution.
1029 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks very much, everyone!
1032 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
I have listened to this every day for about a week now....So good!!!!
1032 days ago.
George from Bethesda
This is so brilliant!
1034 days ago.
richotter in Albany NY
This was simply brilliant. I was all high on my horse getting a stupid ebola song played two days in a row and then this came on. Boom!
1035 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks for all the kind words, guys!
1036 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
When I heard the opening line my first thought was, "Damn, I wish I'd thought of this." Very good tune & I'm glad they played it on today's show!
1036 days ago.
ToddInLexington in United States
This was the wrong thing to play for the woman related to me by marriage in order to convince her that the Littles aren't crazy. *readjusts his tinfoil hat*
1036 days ago.
Tom in Kissimmee FL
That's just Great
1037 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Absolutely fantastic. I really like hearing about the food in France. No, really, I do!
1037 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Loved it, Kjerstin. The idea came to me over the Summer and I put it in a drawer and forgot, but it NEVER would have been as good as this is.
1037 days ago.