You Can't Podcast in a Sales Weasel Herd

   

A parody of a song by Roger Miller.  Recorded by Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Recorded: 10/09/2014  Released: 10/09/2014  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

You can’t podcast in a sales weasel herd
You can’t podcast in a sales weasel herd
You can’t podcast in a sales weasel herd
But you can be grumpy if you’ve a mind to

You can’t take a shower when you’re lyin’ on your back
You can’t take a shower when you’re lyin’ on your back
You can’t take a shower when you’re lyin’ on your back
But you can be grumpy if you’ve a mind to

All you got to do is try and behoove it
Hunker down, bunker down, do it, do it, do it

You can’t close your eyes when you’re driving on the bridge
You can’t close your eyes when you’re driving on the bridge
You can’t close your eyes when you’re driving on the bridge
But you can be grumpy if you’ve a mind to

You can’t tell the diff’rence ‘tween a monkey and a chimp
You can’t tell the diff’rence ‘tween a monkey and a chimp
You can’t tell the diff’rence ‘tween a monkey and a chimp
But you can be grumpy if you’ve a mind to

All you got to do is try and behoove it
Hunker down, bunker down, do it, do it, do it

A parody of “ You Can’t Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd” by Roger Miller

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happy_Blaise in Ellicott City, MD
I got caught up in a sales weasel herd once. Delayed me about 24 hours. Also, this jingle is great.
1024 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Nice one Dan and Bill. I do believe you behooved it!
1043 days ago.
Dannner in Takamatsu, Japan
Another great addition to your playlist Bill.
1044 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
I prefer to think it is about EXCEEDING (low) expectations.
1044 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Low expectations is kinda what this is all about, right?
1044 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
I had kind of low expectations for this one, but it is a genuine RIOT! Nice performance of a truly funny one!
1044 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
As promised, or threatened, another Roger Miller parody. Recording, guitar and vocals by Dan Earner. Nice job Dan.
1044 days ago.