I got a Toupee!

   

A parody of a song by Frank Sinatra / Standard.  Recorded by John Welsh in Somerville, MA
Recorded: 09/28/2014  Released: 10/04/2014  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

And now, the end is near
And so I shaved my beard and moustache
My friends don't know I'm here
They think it's just some piece of orange-trash
They really don't know who I am
Not even at Refugee Safeway
I've said goodbye to PTI
I got a toupee.

Wait, what is a meme? Is Courtney hot?
Now that I'm old, can I smoke pot?
and sit outside the Browseabout?
The show won't be on, but I'll still shout!
No one will stare at my fake hair
I got a toupee!

That's it. I'm sick of this.
I'm gonna boil eggs.

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Kj in St. Paul, MN
So funny! Awesome, John!
1046 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Phenomenal on every level!
1047 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Let me be the first to congratulate you on ANOTHER... HILARIOUS... jingle.
1048 days ago.