50 Ways to Boil an Egg (Feat. Joe Aro)

   

A parody of a song by Paul Simon.  A Collaboration by Byron in Philadelphia, PA & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 09/24/2014  Released: 09/25/2014  First aired: 10/02/2014
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Lyrics

It's awfully hard to watch the Redskins on TV
With dislocations all but crippling RG3
I guess the stress of it is making you hungry
There must be fifty ways
To boil an egg Tone

Jeanne said it's really not my habit to intrude
But I've got a slightly different way to help you make this food
I pull it off the heat, before it gets too stewed
There must be fifty ways
To boil an egg Tone
Fifty ways to boil an egg Tone

You just turn up the heat, Pete
Don't stick it in a pan, Stan
Gotta use a pot, Dot
You don't want it runny
Use a pinch of salt, Walt
If you crack it it's all your fault
Just boil two or three, Lee
If you're really hungry

You just turn up the heat, Pete
Don't stick it in a pan, Stan
Gotta use a pot, Dot
You don't want it runny
Just turn off the flame, James
and go check on the game!
Maybe boil another eight, Kate
I hope they turn out, just GREAT!

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Jimmy
This tune was especially funny to me as I had this 45 as a kid.
990 days ago.
lookslikeme
Roast beef samich, banana, & a Diet Pepsi. I'm pretty sure my neighbor's a pimp. I go to the CVS on Keystone Ave.
990 days ago.
lookslikeme
Roast beef samich, Diet Pepsi, & a banana. I'm pretty sure my neighbor's a pimp. I go to the CVS on Keystone Ave.
990 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Thanks all!
991 days ago.
John Welsh in Somerville, MA
Love it. Almost as good as the Chicken one, which is my alltime favorite
997 days ago.
jarad2112 in Washington, DC
LOVE IT! Nice job both of you!
1001 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Great minds think alike :-)
1002 days ago.
Dougplourd
This one was fantastic! Love the lyrics Byron! Cool that we saw it from two different angles for lyrics. Hoping someone can record a version of mine, and it becomes a Friday battle off!
1002 days ago.