The Orchid on the Mound (Beatles-Fool on the Hill)


A parody of a song by The Beatles.  Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 09/19/2014  Released: 09/19/2014  First aired: 09/29/2014
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A quick tribute to the delicate flower. Hopefully he continues to stiffen for the playoffs.

Day after Day, alone on the mound
The Orchid stands tall and thin, striking everybody out
But his team always seems to fail him
They won’t score him any runs
He just shrugs his shoulders

When the Orchid's on the Mound
Gives up three in the first and
We know he’s going down
When the Orchid's on the mound

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John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Airtime, finally!!!!!! "How great is this?"- Mr Tony "It's really great" - Littles everywhere
998 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
So, so terrific!!
1007 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
The Orchid on the mound and The Fool in right field. October may be short. Sounds great, Patrick!
1007 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Honestly, this is perfect in every way.
1007 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
SWEET! You go Patrick!!
1008 days ago.