Bald People (Randy Newman)


A parody of a song by Randy Newman.  Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 10/24/2013  Released: 10/25/2013  First aired: 10/29/2013
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Bald people got no reason
even if it's football season
bald people got no reason
to live

Every day at PTI
Tony's orange
Wilbon's not surprised
we got free food
all the weasels eat
we got Gary Braun
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Well I, don't want no bald people
don't want no bald people
don't want no old people
round here

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Hell yeah!!!
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