A parody of a song by Queen.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 07/10/2014  Released: 07/11/2014  First aired: unaired
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I’ve had this song in my head ever since Mr. Tony told the claahsic story of the lady at Politics and Prose who asked him to go inside so her bike wouldn’t get wet. I finally got it out of my system and hopefully out of my head! My apologies in advance if it gets stuck in yours. Probably a mistake, but I’ve opened the Queen vault.

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to dry my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to dry my bicycle
Who wants to ride a wet bike?
I want to dry my bicycle
I want it dry go back inside

Who’s this guy, in my space?
Head is orange, way off base.
Rain comes down, I say “Hey man,
why don’t you go back inside, can’t you see my bike needs shelter?”
He just turned, stared me down,
Went inside without a sound.
Not sure what is his deal,
I don’t really care, he’s gone,
Now my bike is home again!
All I care about is:

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to dry my bicycle,
Who wants to ride a wet bike?

Set to Queen's "Bicycle Race"

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happy_Blaise in Ellicott City, MD
Ha! This is so great! I think I can count myself lucky yours was submitted during "vacation." I only thought of my jingle a couple weeks ago when a little reminded me of this incident with his email. So, I was well behind your take (epic). Still, I suppose the world can never have enough homages to the Bicycles and Prose tale.
1044 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks, guys. Todd, I'm happy you didn't drive off the road.
1121 days ago.
Rick Sharp
All these spectacular jingles wasted during show vacation. I hope when (if) they come back, they do at least one full segment playing all these jingles you all have created while they were gone.
1122 days ago.
ToddInLexington in United States
I almost drove off the road this morning when I heard this.
1129 days ago.
JoeTheITO in Pembroke Pines, FL
1129 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Well Done!!!! Love it!!!
1131 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
"I've opened the Queen vault" sounds like a pretty good Saturday on Dupont Circle.
1132 days ago.