A parody of a song by The Cranberries.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 06/09/2014  Released: 06/10/2014  First aired: 03/14/2017
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The Cranberries, Part 2/2. My stripped-down ukulele version of "Linger." Let this be a lesson to all of us Littles who lend our vehicles to those non-Littles related to us by marriage.

She said, "When I drove your car, I didn't get too far, before it hit the fan.

Some dude, some dude gave me the bird, & man was I disturbed.

Oh why was he being so rude? What's with his attitude?

I was driving just fine. It was just so damn absurd."

I said I've been a jerk. You know, I just assumed you knew

It had to be my TK sticker!

That's why you got the middle finger

He saluted, he saluted

TK saluted you w/ that finger.

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Jerry in Annandale, VA
Love it, Kj!
1164 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Love love love!
1164 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Man, the Kj Wheelhouse! Most nice, and I loved this song way back when. Suitable for any day of the week!
1164 days ago.

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