Shave Your 'Stache


A parody of a song by Pink.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 05/31/2014  Released: 05/31/2014  First aired: unaired
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A parody of Pink's "Raise Your Glass" re-capping the yearly mean-spirited "twitching little freaks" rhetoric. Take that, Satchmo!

Right, right, turn up the lights
They're gonna use their minds tonight.
Get their spelling on!

TK says it's all too much,
Freaky kids, please shut up.
Just go hit some balls!

Torie hates these little fainters,
Thinks their social life is tainted
Gary's discreet, Tony's concrete
but here's their consensus:

Go shave your 'stache
Cuz it's so wrong,
& put the book away, turn the TV on.
Or you'll never be never be anything but weird
And Itty bitty twitching little freaks

Won't you come on and come on
Shave your stache
Won't you come on and come
Shave your stache!

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Anonymous Little
Always amazing KJ! Thanks for another terrific jingle.
1165 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Wow, thanks John!
1169 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Such a great performance, KJ! Pink is such a strong singer and you matched her here. Nice!
1171 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Exactly, Brad!
1172 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Yes, what could be better than hearing the gang lambasting the talents of children, and the pride of the parents who support them? Especially from the mother of an equestrian. Sheesh.
1172 days ago.

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