Zombie (Shiny)


A parody of a song by The Cranberries.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 05/28/2014  Released: 05/28/2014  First aired: 06/06/2014
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Number 1/2 Cranberries parodies. I used to rock to “Zombie” in high school. I always thought she sounded like a wounded cat. This version is no different.


Another bald head glistens,
Who will listen to him?
Now I’m betting he has it for the wedding,
Someone will send it in.

Aging skin, it is thin, much to his chagrin.
His bald head, his bald head, it is shiny.
With the heat and the sun,
He is sure to get burned,
Needs a hat, a straw hat, or he’ll be crying.

His bald head, his bald head
Shiny, Shiny, Shiny
Send a straw hat, send it fast
Or he’ll be an orange beam, an orange beam.
Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange!

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Don in Ks
I have been impressed by lots of the songs on here. But that is downright amazing, sounds just like zombie.
1118 days ago.
Love this song...nicely done!
1118 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
A Wow!
1118 days ago.
John Edinger - Syracuse
Absolutely hysterical!
1118 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Both "Spectacular!" and "Fabulous!" on air today! Nice!
1119 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
You two always make me smile! Thanks!
1121 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Wounded cats never had it so good. Meooooow!!
1127 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Dolores would be proud! I've wondered for some time what happened to her; maybe she finally got through puberty and now sounds more like Greg Brady than Peter Brady...
1127 days ago.