Earth to Junior (Hallelujah) Part IX (ft. Jeff Negrelli)

   

A parody of a song by Leonard Cohen.  A Collaboration by Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX & negrelja in Cleveland, OH
Recorded: 05/15/2014  Released: 05/15/2014  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Navy Football isn't played by saints
Duke Basketball can lick my taint
and when Feinstein says different, we see through ya
It's nice you like the Patriot League
but spare us all the maudlin screeds
cuz if I hear one more f***ing time how great Coach K is... I'll harpoon ya

Earth to Junior
Stick to news, yeah
It really gets to ya
All the saccherine gooOOOooo-ya.

**NOTE: Jeff Negrelli is Funk Lord of the Galaxy. Music? Singing? All him. Praise with great praise. ***

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Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
So, Coach K is going for 1000 wins tonight. I still hate Duke. HAAAAAAAAAAAATE Duke.
936 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Effing HILARIOUS!!!!
1185 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Just re-listened to the Hallelujah Chorus playlist in its entirety and it is -every one - solid gold. In other news, I still hate Duke.
1187 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Nice job out of both of you! I was going to sing "Hallelujah" at my wedding this summer but I might just have to bag it since I can't be positive I won't sing "I'll harpoon you" instead:) That wouldn't go over well.
1187 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Now this is laugh out loud funny.
1187 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
I miss the internet show!!! Maybe we can get it on the air via Rich Eisen.....terrific!
1188 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Art for art's sake, Brad. And speaking of artists...HOLY SCHEISSE JEFF! That is absolutely AWESOME! Thank you so much for making it happen!
1188 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Ah, I missed the libretto attribution. Shoulda seen that coming. Hey, we all have to serve somebody.
1188 days ago.
negrelja in Cleveland, OH
I place all the blame on Hampton, I'm only a puppet.
1188 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Very tasteful. You know your mom listens to this podcast!!
1188 days ago.