Constant Kvetching


A parody of a song by kd lang.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 04/24/2014  Released: 05/07/2014  First aired: unaired
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The original is way too long and probably way too long for this site. So, here's the shortened version. I've never been a big fan of "Constant Craving" by K.D. Lang but I heard it on the radio at work a week or so ago and immediately thought of "Constant Kvetching." My apologies to Ms. Lang:

Even though he's a millionaire, he still begs for stuff for free.
And constant schnorring, he always begs.
And even when Cillizza gives him a shirt,
he moans cuz it's not an XL.
Constant Kvetching, that's always him. That's why we love him!

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Oh so nice Kj!!!
1183 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
This song used to remind me of girlfriends past. Now I have a veneer of cranky jew overlaying those memories. Dammit.
1194 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks! Steven-I won't say a word. I can't imagine you yelling.
1194 days ago.
smaloney in White Bear Lake, MN
How can you not like Constant Craving? I'm still angry that KD Lang got her James Bond theme song bumped for Sheryl Crow and that was 15 years ago. And I mean really, irrationally angry. Do not bring it up around me or I'll start yelling.
1198 days ago.
Grizliez in Waunakee, WI
Comment on wrong song. Still true though.
1200 days ago.
Grizliez in Waunakee, WI
I'm still amused by anything related to the delay. Thanks KJ!
1200 days ago.

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