Call Me Mr. Tony (Don't you know who I am?)


A parody of a song by Paul Simon.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 10/14/2013  Released: 10/14/2013  First aired: 10/17/2013
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A man walks down the street, he says
Why am I bald and orange now?
And why am I soft in the middle?
I'm a pretty big, big shot
With a Cadillac & a Solstice & a beach house in Rehoboth,

Don't want end up at Browse About
with only a box of Kind Bars
& yodeling, yodeling
Get off my lawn now, son
Don't you know, don't you know who I am?
Mr. Tony, Tony
Whatever has become of me?

Welcome to the Mailbag
I'll read all your notes on air
I can call you Littles, I'll always have my Littles
But I lost my hair, all my hair.

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Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Thanks! Yes, it's based off of "Call Me Al" by Paul Simon.
1368 days ago.
Love the song. Is this based on a song? I feel like I now it but can't figure it out.
1368 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
That's awesome Todd, thanks!
1395 days ago.
ToddInLexington in Lexington, KY
This is my favorite so far
1396 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Thanks! It is indeed:)
1398 days ago.
Nice KJ, is that a Uke you are playing?
1398 days ago.