MTA (OPN)

   

A parody of a song by Kingston Trio (M.T.A).  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 04/11/2014  Released: 04/16/2014  First aired: 04/21/2014
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Lyrics

A parody of a group I loved listening to growing up while on road trips with my Dad. M.T.A. was one of my Kingston Trio faves. Let's hope Tony doesn't end up on the Old People's Network.
LYRICS:
Well, let me tell you a story of a man named Tony
A cranky old bald, orange man
He won't tweet a word, can't plug in a toaster & I'm scared
He is bound for the OPN!

But, will be ever return?
Well, his contract he's earned, but his fate is still unlearned. (Sonsabitches)
He may roam forever at the Browse About bookstore
Give him a contract so he can return.

Now it's time for the mail at the radio station
Time to hear what the Littles think
From Carla Carroto to Brendan Borzelli, they all think that
This show stinks!

But, will be ever return?
Well, his contract he's earned, but his fate is still unlearned. (What's your deal?)
He may roam forever along the streets of Rockville
Give him a contract so he can return.

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Old Man (ft. Jeff Negrelli and Slim Stanton) by Jerry
One More Shad Haiku by Kj Ohnstad

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Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
It occurred to me the other day, Kjerstin, that if you were a rapper your name would be "Xtrayneous J".
1161 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks so much everyone! I appreciate your kind words. Jolene: Priceless!
1161 days ago.
Jolene in Grand Island, NE
What was it like watching Tony in studio as this song played?!!
1162 days ago.
richard
All efforts are really good! Some like this are SPECIAL.
1167 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Always a joy, Kjerstin. Gonna follow this up with "Where have all the bagels gone"?
1167 days ago.
Dannner in Takamatsu, Japan
Loved this song as a kid, too. Great performance and stellar lyrics.
1168 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Excellent Kj, love it!
1168 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Really good, Kj, I especially enjoyed the choruses!
1168 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
I love this, KJ! Nice job outta you!
1168 days ago.
Carla
Excellent! Thanks so much.
1168 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Such a fun listen!!! Kudos, Kj.....
1168 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Poor Old Tony! Such a fun song, and stellar performance.
1168 days ago.