Smashed Car (Tracy Chapman)

   

A parody of a song by Tracy Chapman.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 03/24/2014  Released: 03/28/2014  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Set to the great song - "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman - illustrating the pitfalls of traveling sans credit card.

Lyrics:
You got a smashed car,
You got a ticket you couldn't pay,
Lucky that guy was there,
Gave you the dough to get outta the way.
Everything was better,
'Til you cut the corner, crashed into the booth.
None of this would've have happened,
If you'd pack plastic, now that's the truth.

To remember all your stories, Tony, that you tell,
Mike from Burke will send you a taunt &
You'll read a Shad haiku for us &
There's 5 jinglers beltin' out a chorus & 
That is why, your stories will never die & 
that is why, the weasels should just free you now,
free you now,
free you now.

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Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks! How are things in WI? All the snow melted yet?
1177 days ago.
Grizliez in Waunakee, WI
Really enjoyed this one. Keep them coming KJ.
1178 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Kj, Tracy Chapman is on Sirius XM way, way, way too much (way!). But this is very nice!
1187 days ago.

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