M o o o o o n River!

   

A parody of a song by Andy Williams.  Recorded by Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Recorded: 03/20/2014  Released: 03/20/2014  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Kornheiser, older than the moon
Your raving like a lunatic
They won't take you at newspapers
Now radio listeners are stuck with your schtick

Loud schnorer begging us for stuff
Two incomes aren't enough for you
Your trying our patience again
You bald and orange man
"Don't you know who I am?"
Kornheiser, that's who

After the Henry Mancini tune, "Moon River"

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Got an email from Scott in Columbia to do this song for KIP, and didn't check the history. This escaped me, and today it's an instant favorite!
454 days ago.
Jolene
They have to pick this one! Right up Tony's alley!
1242 days ago.