Kornheiser (Goldfinger) - Feat Kj


A parody of a song by Shirley Bassey.  Recorded by Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Recorded: 03/18/2014  Released: 03/19/2014  First aired: 03/28/2014
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To the tune of "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey

Kornheiser, he's the man
The man who complains too much
'Bout weather 'n such
He's an old miser
Beckons you to send lots of swag to him
We send it in!

Orange hued is the tone of his skin
And his hair's so incredibly thin
If you forget to call, he's making lists sir
That's the kiss of death from Mister
Sheehan boys, please shovel as you are told
He's just too old!

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Jason in Buffalo, NY
Heard this on the podcast earlier this week. OUTSTANDING!
1237 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks, all! Very fun.
1243 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Happy to get back in Nigel's good graces ;-)
1243 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Congrats. Just heard it LIVE !!
1243 days ago.
Jack Wright in Frederick, MD in United States
Love this. Favorite Bond film!!! Great job guys!
1250 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Thanks Brad & Joe - Kj really killed the vocals on this!
1250 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Thumbs WAY UP to this!!!!
1251 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
WOW!!! Every last bit of this is wonderful!
1252 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks Byron! Had a load of fun with this one :)
1252 days ago.