Jolene (Tony)

   

A parody of a song by Dolly Parton.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 03/02/2014  Released: 03/02/2014  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

A nod to the great Dolly Parton and the brilliant song "Jolene"

LYRICS:
Tony Tony Tony Tony
Well, if he’d go online, he’d avoid that big moose can
Tony Tony Tony Tony
But these google machines, he just don’t understand

Well he don’t think he needs orange cones
To stop those blondes in gray Volvos
He just sneers and says “How ‘bout that spot?”
Well, she shakes her head, starts taking notes
He talks about her on this show,
but this spot thief just don’t care now, Tony

He'll complain about his ragged knees
& yuppies on cross country skis
But, nothing compares to Raju, right Tony?

Tony Tony Tony Tony
Well, it’s time to hear from where us "Littles" hail
Pin Me, Pin Me, Pin Me, Pin Me
It’s the best part of the show, now read our mail.

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Jolene in Grand Island, NE
Of course, this is one of my favorites!
1194 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Nope! I guess I just got tired of typing!
1263 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Sweet Kj, but I seemed to notice some "hidden" lyrics. Are you trying to start a new trend? Haha!
1263 days ago.

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