When You Know Nothing At All (Alison Krauss)


A parody of a song by Alison Krauss.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 02/27/2014  Released: 03/01/2014  First aired: unaired
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A tribute to Old Orange One in response to his wallowing in self-pity lately.
Set to Alison Krauss's "When You Say Nothing At All":

I don’t know what I would do without this Kornheiser show
Probably just go outside and shovel more snow.
Try as I may I could never explain
Why I’m behooved when I all you do is complain

Don’t get down on yourself now please Mr. Tony
Yes you are old but we love all your stories.
Your future is bright...don’t be worried at all that you’ll fall
Cuz this show is best, when you know nothing at all.

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Great to hear a woman's voice! sing it sista'
1220 days ago.
ToddInLexington in United States
1270 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks guys. John- when you have time, you should look it up. It is such a nice little love song. Brad- big fan of US too...always thought "Man of Constant Sorrow" would be a great jingle.
1270 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Love the Keith Whitley and Alison Krauss versions, and I LOVE this one! So nice Kj....
1270 days ago.
bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
Really nice uke picking. Big Union Station fan, but happy to hear some solo Alison, too.
1270 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Nicely done, Kj! I don't know the original but really like this one. Both sweet and funny. Brava!
1271 days ago.

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