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Kornheiser (Maria)

   

  Recorded by Jack Wright in Frederick, MD in United States
Recorded: 02/16/2014  Released: 02/16/2014  First aired: 02/17/2014

Lyrics

The most bothersome lout I ever heard:
Kornheiser, Kornheiser, Kornheiser, Kornheiser. . .
All the valueless thoughts of the world in a single word . .
Kornheiser, Kornheiser, Kornheiser, Kornheiser. . .

Kornheiser!
The mailbag of Tony Kornheiser,
Where the funniest jokes dwell
preceeded by this mel-
o-dy.

Kornheiser!
It’s time to read emails, Kornheiser!
And just a simple scan
shows how clever TK fans
can be!

Kornheiser!
Read it loud cause there's music playing,
Read it soft what’s that orange bald man saying?

Kornheiser!
The mailbag of Tony Kornheiser...

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Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Just heard this on podcast Jack. They LOVED it! I love hearing their reactions!
858 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I take back my prediction that Your Majesty will air. You trumped yourself with this one!
861 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Lovely Jack! So happy it aired today!
861 days ago.
bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
I should add that I like the handle: Frederick MD in United States. Oh THAT Frederick. No pin for you!
861 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Very nice, Jack. I never would have imagined that hearing TK's unpoetic last name repeated 50 times could be this entertaining.
862 days ago.
bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
Oh I didn't mean that!!! It's an homage! And a good one!
862 days ago.
Jack Wright in Frederick, MD in United States
Oh no!!! The ultimate TK jingle faux pas: doing an already-covered song without realizing it. I was wondering why nobody had done a version of "Maria" yet!! I should have known better. Your's is great, Brad.
862 days ago.
bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
I like the longer version here (I did this once ,way back when: http://tkjingles.com/276.a)
862 days ago.