We Miss Junior (Hallelujah) - Part II

   

A parody of a song by kd lang.  Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 02/08/2014  Released: 02/08/2014  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

A website-only homage to the brilliant & hilarious "We Miss Junior (Hallelujah)" jingle by John Welsh. The original Leonard Cohen version of this song has like 30 verses, so if you feel like adding one, I encourage you to write & record Part III!

Time is money so he wanted cash
you weasels couldn’t stomach that
‘cause you don’t really wanna pay for guests do ya?
So now he hosts his own show
he carries on like McEnroe
and I hear the Littles scream, “We sure miss Junior!”

Where is Junior?
Bring back Junior
There was way more humor
when you booked Junior

Tony we’ve heard this before
pushing cars, moving doors
and droning on about some editor who screwed ya
Now when the hell did you go wrong?
You had great guests, this show was strong
Do you think you lost your way when you lost Junior…?

Where is Junior?
We miss Junior
Bring back Junior
Where is Junior?

A parody of Leonard Cohen, "Hallelujah," in the style of the incomparable kd lang

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Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Josh- Part III came close I guess. I mentioned Tiger but not the Sainted Earl. Part IV!
1232 days ago.
Josh Elliott in Muncie, IN
Great! I'm not a writer, but I think Part III has to mention the Sainted Earl. Great job.
1232 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Nice, I'm gonna have to get in on this. I love this song too much!
1233 days ago.
John Welsh in Winston-Salem, NC
I think I hear you tearing up. You really do miss Junior, don't you? Love the kd lang version, maybe the best.
1235 days ago.