50 Ways to Get on Mailbag


A parody of a song by Paul Simon.  Recorded by Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Recorded: 01/22/2014  Released: 01/30/2014  First aired: unaired
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"I never get my notes on air", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your quest for mail glory
There must be fifty ways to get on mailbag

She said I've tried so hard to think of something good
To make the gang all laugh the way that mailbag should
I'll try to fill you in, so it is understood
There must be fifty ways to get on mailbag
Fifty ways to get on mailbag

You just tell us your lunch munch
How you got in to work jerk
Talk of monkeys please
Tell Mister Tony
What the D.C. buzz was
Or what your neighbor does
Send things for the swag bag
He loves stuff that's free

Ooo send a haiku you
Say you're a bald man fan
Trash the podcast delay babe
Tell Mister Tony
Don't be too bland and
Come from a foreign land
Send Johnnie Walker Blue too
I bet Nigel picks you...

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Podcaster (Feat. Judofuse) by Byron
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50 Ways To Blow A Nats Lead by joeythejammer

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1274 days ago.
Or topical even...
1274 days ago.
Anonymous Little
GBT - Gotta be Topicak
1274 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
A fickle mistress indeed!
1274 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
The mailbag is a fickle mistress :-)
1293 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I learned long ago not to have any expectations. Some of my best stuff has never aired. When it airs, I'm happy, otherwise I just enjoy sharing it on this website
1293 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Yeah gutted that this one doesn't seem to have made the cut...a lot of stiff competition out there these days!!
1294 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Next week for sure or all jinglers are on strike until it airs!
1299 days ago.
Bobby in Washington, DC
This is spectacular. I can't believe it hasn't aired.
1299 days ago.
@FitzJohnP in Arlington, VA
Great job. And Paul Simon - it has got to air!
1299 days ago.
Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
Love it!!! Plus you got a shout out from Djibouti... which having been there, is Africa hot! Must get on the air!!! Joe - great vocals as always.
1300 days ago.
Joe Z in Djibouti
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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
My second fave of Byron's compositions. Still ranking "THE WRECK" a bit higher, but shocked this hasn't been aired. Seriously thought we'd be 4 for 4...!
1300 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul
These lyrics are outstanding! The singing is not too shabby either ;)
1300 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Beautifully realized by Joe Aro.
1300 days ago.