Nigel Why! (The Boxer)

   

A parody of a song by Simon & Garfunkel.  A Collaboration by Byron in Philadelphia, PA & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 01/14/2014  Released: 01/16/2014  First aired: 01/16/2014
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Lyrics

To the tune of 'The Boxer' by Simon & Garfunkel

I am just a poor Little
And my story's nothing new
I have squandered my existence
Writing email after email for the mailbag
I never win!
Bloody Nigel reads my messages
Then throws them in the bin

Well I've lost my home and family
For behaving like a boy
Writing emails to a fan club
For an orange bald and grumpy aging talking head
The TK show, reading emails notes and faxes
From the people that they know
Wondering only where my lonely emails go

Nigel why! Nigel why why why why why
Nigel why! Nigel why why why why why why why why why why

Related Jingles

Isn't He Grumpy (Feat. Joe Aro) by Byron
50 Ways to Get on Mailbag by Byron
I Am A Rock by Brad Weiss
Red Starbucks Cup by mrlip
April Come She Will (performed by Patrick Moffett) by John Quinn

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chipster61 in Jackson, MO
Nigel why, why, why, why why, why! Great stuff!
1298 days ago.
Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Well done gentlemen.
1308 days ago.
bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
nothin' but laughs! Byron gets it done. (Nice job outta Joe)
1310 days ago.
fred
So good! Thank you.
1310 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Pure dynamite gents!
1310 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Love how your words just flow perfectly with the music! That's the trick!!
1310 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Hey the lyrics you have written for these first two efforts HAVE to be among the all time best! Pure gold! Keep up the MAGIC!!!
1310 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Brought to life by the supremely talented Joe Aro...thanks Joe!
1310 days ago.