Where's My Pile of Cash?


A parody of a song by Billy Joel.  A Collaboration by Jerry in Annandale, VA & Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Recorded: 07/19/2017  Released: 07/21/2017  First aired: unaired
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Thank you to Johnathan Neiswinger for this heartstring-tugging backing track. So beautiful!!

Where's my pile of cash?
Wasn't this supposed to be a money grab?
I still remember when
I hatched a secret plan to be a millionaire
writing parodies

Even though, I had absolutely no idea at all,
how writing silly songs could ever turn a buck
Still I went with it
intent on horning in on Tony’s audience

Where's my pile of cash?
After all, I spent four whole years on this thing
Now folks are asking, what would Maury think?
I had planned to get rich off these songs
where'd I go wrong?

I still don't understand
how my name isn’t on the Walk of Fame
I know that I did my best
exploiting Tony’s name
for my financial gain

And now that they’ve closed the case
And now that I’ve learned my place
a song and dance
with empty hands

Where's my pile of cash?

A parody of Billy Joel, "Where's the Orchestra?"

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Jerry in Annandale, VA
Thanks, Joe! And another big thanks to John Neiswinger for the amazing backing track that makes this one sound so darned great!
18 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
I am sitting here again today, working on a Saturday, and just absolutely loving this jingle again. This is a masterpiece!! I cannot say it enough. It inspires me to try and write better jingles. And that piano, man. Just beautiful all the way around!!!
20 days ago.
Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
Now that ... is some first rate piano playing - truly beautiful
27 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
This hit me like a ton of bricks this morning. So, so fabulous.
28 days ago.

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