Wonder Woman Theme (Sexist Mad Men Edition)

   

A parody of a song by John Bahler.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 06/03/2017  Released: 06/03/2017  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Co-written with Dr Lisa.


Wonder Woman!
Wonder Woman!

You should smile more often
Maybe do something with your hair
While Superman
and Batman make a plan
To defeat Lex Luthor
Be a good girl
and brew some coffee

Wonder Woman!
Wonder Woman!

Why are you so aggressive?
You’re unapproachable to men
When will you quit this gig?
Squeeze out a couple kids?
You’re not getting any younger, Wonder!

Wonder Woman!

Why don’t you “wonder” into the kitchen
and boil me some eggs

What’s for dinner, Wonder Woman?!

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Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
That skirt is really unprofessional, too. BAH!! Super!! Er, wondrous!
19 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Fabulous!!
21 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
What a trip in the way-back machine it it hearing this theme! Very funny, and super falsetto!
21 days ago.

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