Arrest (Respect)

   

A parody of a song by Aretha Franklin.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 05/30/2017  Released: 05/30/2017  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

While we don't really do turn around jingles anymore, Tiger Woods is Tiger Woods. Big ups to Rob Berg for guidance and the Daiquiri/Hennessy idea.

When you drive
You’re idiotic
What you need
Is an Uber driver
All I'm askin'
Is to avoid an arrest
(Is this deliberate?) When you leave home
(Is this deliberate?) Call a cab
(wretched motorist) Tiger
(wretched motorist)

A R R E S T
Don’t it hurt your dignity?
A R R E S T
Reflects on you unfavorably

Daiquiri Daiquiri Daiquiri Daiquiri
Hennessy Hennessy Hennessy Hennessy
Daiquiri Daiquiri Daiquiri Daiquiri
Hennessy Hennessy Hennessy Hennessy

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Steve can pretty much do anything. Great!!
21 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Love the chorus and ending too. And the "Is this deliberate?" for "Just a little bit" is really good.
22 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I still appreciate the art of the the turn around jingle. Man, the chorus and the ending are funny.
25 days ago.

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