Doctor Kornheiser

   

A parody of a song by Jackson Browne.  A Collaboration by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD & Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Recorded: 05/29/2017  Released: 05/29/2017  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Big thanks to Bill Barto for letting me play along. Great idea and lyrics.

Lyrics:
DOCTOR KORNHEISER PHD
GOT A CAP AND GOWN FOR FREE WITHOUT DOING
ANY REAL SCHOLARLY WORK

TROLLED HIS FRIENDS AT BINGHAMPTON
LAUGHED AT THIS KID NAMED DOG DOO AND GOT TO PLAY DOCTOR
WITH SOME LADY FROM PALAU

DOCTOR KORNHEISER
WILBON NOT SURPRISED
WHAT’S NEXT IN LINE
MAYBE A BRAND NEW RESTAURANT SIGN

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Listened again today. Such a great jingle!
28 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
This is outstanding. Great job Sean.
68 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Thanks all!
70 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
One of my fave songs and you NAILED it!!! I love this.
79 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I love this, guys! Bravo to both of you.
80 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Sean doing Jackson Browne is already way up there... and then add the great idea/lyrics to that! This is tremendous.
84 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Nice job Sean, love it.
85 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I tried to work up a jingle to this song for weeks.I never got close But this combo - perfection.
85 days ago.

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