A parody of a song by The Spice Girls.  A Collaboration by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA & Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Recorded: 05/27/2017  Released: 05/27/2017  First aired: unaired
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Thanks to Jason for feedback on this. I pretty much run every jingle by Luke and Jason anymore. Luke threw a lot of ideas out for it that ended up in here too, so a co-writing credit goes to him.

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
Drive to my house and drop off the paper by dawn
What else do you want, do you really really want?
Shave the dead skin on the bottom of my feet off
You wanna you wanna you wanna you wanna
…Ugh, I don’t know if this is worth it

If you want this offer, forget your name
Unless it’s Clifford, that’s your nom de l’esclave
There’s no vacations to Cape Cod, guy
How long can you listen to a sexagenarian whine?

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna…I wanna watch you ride a pony.

If you wanna be my intern, you gotta fill up my tank
Take this stack of pennies to get dimes from the bank
If you wanna be my cliffie, you’ve got to sod my lawn
Call me on your birthday and talk like Ian Kahn

Whatcha think about that?

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
This is great. Yes, the Ian Kahn line is fantastic.
78 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Laughing from beginning to end. Well done.
80 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
This is so stupid and I love it.
81 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
skin milk still should have been in the tourney. btw, the birthday part was luke's idea.
84 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
"Call me on your birthday and talk like Ian Kahn" is just an all-timer! Though, like Kj, I eschew all discussion of brackets.
84 days ago.

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July 18, 2017: Where's My Pile of Cash?


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