Thinks He's Intellectual


A parody of a song by Robert Palmer.  Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 05/24/2017  Released: 05/24/2017  First aired: 06/01/2017
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"Simply Irresistible"

A doctorate from Binghamton
Still can’t believe they gave him one - oh, no
I’ll add here parenthetical
The idea’s antithetical - yeah, yeah

The school must have remorse, or he obtained it by force
He could barely perform even one science course
He’s still a loudmouth to me, but now it seems he

Thinks he’s intellectual
Thinks he’s intellectual
Thinks he’s intellectual
Walk-off line, you’ll be working for the Cornell Kids
Thinks he’s intellectual
Michael thought, there’s a better way to go

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Ummm, he meant MEMORABLE....(phone typing)
23 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
You really have a knack for these can't miss, mwmorable crowd pleaser sing-a-longs.
23 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Great in-restaurant reaction and well deserved. Love it!
24 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Big laughs. Great idea and execution.
26 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Man, the idea to put this song to this idea is awesome. You choosing that walk-off line to close the song works much better than Tony doing it to close the commencement speech.
28 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Really great idea and performance. Concur with Robert on the pre-chorus.
30 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
This is right up my alley. it's you who are smart, not dumb like they say.
33 days ago.
Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
Tremendous use of inserted sound clips - excellent !
33 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
This almost makes me not angry. So that's good.
34 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
god this is funny, John. that pre chorus is pure gold.
34 days ago.