Dating Wendy Rieger Implies

   

A parody of a song by Kim Carnes.  A Collaboration by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 05/23/2017  Released: 05/24/2017  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Lyrics/Idea by Rob. I just happen to be able to sound sorta like Kim Carnes (or Joan Jett... or Ann Wilson with a cold) when my voice is shifted up an octave, so multiple jingles for this song were inevitable. Look for something similar from Ann Wilson or Joan Jett at some point. Yes, that's a threat.

She doesn’t follow sports
Her favorite carb is wine
She chews up aspirant beaus
Dating Wendy Rieger implies
You’d better keep her happy
Or you’ll pay a big price
She’ll smash your car windows
Dating Wendy Rieger implies

A couples therapist
Just to co-exist
All because her mom wouldn’t buy a Barbie wedding dress
She's high-maintenance, and she’s got lots of
Other options if you’re on the fence
It promises to be a bumpy ride, that’s what
Dating Rieger implies

Parody of Kim Carnes, "Bette Davis Eyes"

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Anita from Alaska
OMG. Too good.
6 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
This is the creepiest thing that is also hilarious! That voice is unnerving 'cause it still sounds like you, but not...
18 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
I love this! So good.
20 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
This and your threat are both great.
27 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Nice job - I bet Bruce Jenner can't sing like that...
29 days ago.

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