I Will Always Love Luke

   

A parody of a song by Whitney Houston.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 05/22/2017  Released: 05/23/2017  First aired: 06/12/2017
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Lyrics

Every day, on the Facebook machine
There are littles who want him quarantined
And one guy
Wanted to buy
him a one-way ticket to Mozambique

But I... will always love Luke
I... will always love Luke
oh Luke, Emmy-award winner Luke

When I
applaud his esprit
People verbally, graphically, assault me
But I know
Like Dave Grohl
He cannot be as obnoxious as he seems

And I... will always love Luke, I
Will always love Luke

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
I have played this in my basement like 10 times, Loud. My little girl gave me some weird looks.
21 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I practiced that sax solo for so long, thanks for the shoutout!
22 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I will not be wearing a dress during this.
32 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Not only am I doing it, but I will be wearing a dress. Don't ask.
32 days ago.
K8 in Williamstown MA
Please do this at Jinglefest!
32 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
My name is not Luke and this creeps me out. It's also very funny, and would be hilarious live.
32 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Given that my name is Luke, this creeps me out a bit.
32 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
KJ on the sax, Like Dave Grohl ... this is top grade stuff.
33 days ago.
Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
Beautiful, creepy, and hilariously funny all rolled into one song. ;-)
33 days ago.

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