Mean Mr Mustard


A parody of a song by The Beatles.  Recorded by Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Recorded: 05/16/2017  Released: 05/16/2017  First aired: unaired
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Young Mr Russert talks over wonks
Won’t drink your plonk
Trying to prove something

Wizards and the Nats are his beat
Even tops the Cillizza seats
Won’t catch him in your middle seat
Such a mean young man
Such a mean young man

His friend is Matt, hurls for the Mets
Luke hopes to get
Some of his action
14 million bucks isn’t broke
Thinks your Emmy trophy’s a joke
Prob’ly issues edicts to Popes!
Can’t abide Caps fans
mean young man

After The Beatles

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Anita from Alaska
This is divine. Glad it got Joe to finally see the light.
77 days ago.
Great song brad
78 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
So great, Brad.
80 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
The combined shot at Cillizza and Russert in one line is so excellent.
91 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Sometimes I don't know how to feel about "controversial" TK guest mics until I hear the Weiss take. I guess Luke sucks. #Meanyoungman
97 days ago.
Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
This is great. I particularly love all the Matt Harvey stuff.
97 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Love this.
97 days ago.