The Wreck of the Kornheiser Mailbag

   

A parody of a song by Gordon Lightfoot.  A Collaboration by Byron in Philadelphia, PA & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 01/08/2014  Released: 01/10/2014  First aired: 01/10/2014
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Lyrics

To the Tune of ‘Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’ by Gordon Lightfoot

The legend lives on from the Littles on down
Of the orange man they call Mr. Tony
He’s rich and well-fed, has no hair on his head
And he sure loves to leave a film early

The sales weasels say, there’s a podcast delay
Sonsabitches can be oh so petty
They force us to wait for news that’s weeks out of date
They’re as bad as Raju Narasetti

So here’s the mailbag, with a bit of a lag
Got your notes your emails and your faxes
Mr. Tony will read at a furious speed
While the rest of the gang just relaxes

At the end of the notes there's a Rolling Stones quote
Bonjour Old Sport see you tomorrow!

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Jeff Turner
Love it - great lyrics and Joe killed it
57 days ago.
Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
Byron - I am late to the table!!! Your lyrics are great and Joe is not shabby... SF
1240 days ago.
chipster61 in Jackson, MO
Incredible! Kudos on top of kudos for this one!
1243 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Haha...I'll take it!
1246 days ago.
johnpfitz in Arlington, VA
Byron - you're Bernie Taupin!
1247 days ago.
ToddInLexington in United States
this one is great.
1253 days ago.
Lisa Romney in Springfield, VA
In my top 10
1253 days ago.
g_mann_jr
My new favorite.
1259 days ago.
ACIM
this one is definitely CLASSIC!!!!
1260 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Brilliant! Awesome job guys!
1260 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Anytime. Lyrics are GOLD!
1260 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Big thanks to Joe Aro for recording this!
1260 days ago.

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MY FAVORITES joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD