Fat N Old (Hot N Cold)

   

A parody of a song by Katy Perry.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 04/25/2017  Released: 04/25/2017  First aired: 05/04/2017
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Lyrics

You purchase shoes
Like a girl, purchases shoes
And you love yourself
Just as much as Ted Cruz
And you always think
You’re the hub of every wheel
We all know
That you're not gonna change

'Cause you're fat and you're old
You're rich and you're bald
Your tangerine skin’s
Impossibly thin
You scream when you’re right
Remember all slights
This egoic glitch
A bottomless pit
You, you used to write columnettes, your
Internet show sounded like Tourette’s
You’re fat and you’re old
You’re rich and you’re bald
You’re so out of touch
This is superfluous

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
This is excellent.
47 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
"You're the hub of every wheel", what a great line. Nice work.
51 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
You, you're funny. Actually I think Kj is now the hub of this show - but it's true, he THINKS he is.
54 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
You had me at "You purchase shoes Like a girl, purchases shoes "
63 days ago.

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