This Town Stinks!


A parody of a song by Calloway.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 03/25/2017  Released: 03/26/2017  First aired: 04/03/2017
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So buying the little house and Chads is not enough - he's gonna buy a whole town? What's next? A G5 and a horse? Why not? They'd all fit in well in This Town Stinks! Plus, he could park his Edsel anywhere he pleased.

Kicked out my neighbors and bought their home (ya got 30 minutes!)
Bought Chads, my income's disposable.
But something's missing, it's got me down.
I'm gonna buy me a whole damn town.
You see I got money
Lots and lots of money.
And I need more folks to fire!
You see I got money
So Ima spend my money
So bye Reduction bye bye.

It's called This Town Stinks (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Come buy lots of drinks (at Chads, Chads, Cha, Cha, Cha, Chads)
Build "Kornheiser's Links" (Nice shot Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom)
Got 19 new sinks (Wine time, wine, wine, wine, wine)
But for God's sakes, no hockey rinks!

*A parody of "I Wanna Be Rich" by Cab Calloway

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Might make a nice LIVE track!!!! Sweet!
137 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
The chorus BGVs on this are perfect in both writing and singing. This is one of those where the original is somehow in my brain, but I never could have remembered the title or artist - so totally an earworm.
142 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
19 new sinks is great. Awesome concept KJ!
142 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
More folks to fire! There are never enough.
142 days ago.

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March 29, 2017: All of The Questions (and a few Answers!)


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