Ur anus (Venus)

   

A parody of a song by Bananarama.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 03/22/2017  Released: 03/22/2017  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Zhang was sitting on the pot
folding toilet tissue he claimed
realized it wasn’t enough
there was no time for shame

He got it
ooh Tony he got it
Well, show your anus
it’s a bargain, for extra Charmin
Show your anus
may seem spartan, we beg your pardon

His GI tract was under assault
Probably shouldn’t have eaten the clams
His other option: wait it out
for an hour and a half

He got it
ooh Tony he got it
Well, show your anus
it doesn’t matter if
you’ve got the green apple splatters

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Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I'm sensing a live Venus medley might be coming in June, and I'm not sure anyone is prepared for that.
93 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Hmm, this song has always been on my jingle to-do list but I KNOW I wouldn't have come up with this. Good song choice for this topic.
93 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Man, VINTAGE!!!! Just amazing turnaround and you are THE MAN.
97 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Crying.
97 days ago.

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