Hens (Friends) Ft: Jason Fuse


A parody of a song by Jody Watley & Rakim.  A Collaboration by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA & Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 03/20/2017  Released: 03/21/2017  First aired: unaired
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Have you ever heard a flock of them yack
at a wedding reception in June?
Did they ask a groomsman to dance with Nana?
Would you kill yourself if that were you?

Hens, will cluck around
Men shrink from the sound
of the Chardonnay-soaked
chorus of the Hens
Hens love Nicholas Sparks
50 Shades, and yarn
We’re caricaturing Hens

Hens are charge-card inclined, so be careful
You could wind up with fifty decorative pillows, despairful
Paranormal romance, on their Audible phone app
Salivating over Mark Ruffalo’s bare back
Plowing through boxes of Kleenex watching the Hallmark channel
Praying the single mom wins the custody battle
Beth Bath & Beyond coupon 20% off, you scoff
Cuz your honey-do list means no golf

Hens, will cluck around
Men shrink from the sound
of the Chardonnay-soaked
chorus of the Hens

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
I don't know how I missed this earlier, but this is great.
32 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
The Jody Watley bottle has been busted! Next up "Looking For A New Glove?......"
94 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
(chicken emoji)
95 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Love the clucking sound! And speaking of sounds, this sounds great.
96 days ago.

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