Abracadaver (An Ode to Florida Man Friday)

   

A parody of a song by Steve Miller Band.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 03/15/2017  Released: 03/15/2017  First aired: 03/24/2017
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Lyrics

He jumps out, the truck slows down
40 MPH when he hit the ground
Grim Reaper chose to foreclose
That’s how life in Florida goes

Every time flakka’s obtained
A tree-f**ker bursts into flames
Thought he’d light his farts on fire
Okeechobee’s newest human pyre

Abra abracadaver
Florida Man Friday coming atcha
Abra Abracadaver
Abracadaver

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Yeah I think this gets on the Lawyer Playlist!!! So good.
149 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
TK loves TIRB and hates Steve Miller - THAT is a recipe for airtime and in-studio love. Great.
152 days ago.
Ed Butt
Outstanding!
155 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
I'm with Brad. Silly is good. It's Friday and I'm in Florida. A little concerned.
156 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I like the silly ones.
157 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Deadly good.
157 days ago.

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