Is It Called Modal? (You Can Call Me Al)

   

A parody of a song by Paul Simon.  A Collaboration by ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 03/07/2017  Released: 03/08/2017  First aired: 03/29/2017
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Lyrics

Man does a live read, it says,
"Say why you love your razor."
Hey now, I like my razor,
But "love's" a little too far
Do you have a job opportunity?
Need tickets to a sporting event, son?
You need life insurance before you go to the graveyard
Tony or Tony K
Enter that code at checkout
Get some neat stuff comin' to your door
Fresh ingredients, ingredients
Gonna cook us something nice to eat
And made to measure suits aren't just for rich guys anymore

If you need new underwear
I've got a discount for you, pal
Their stuff is made of mode-ull
Michael, is it mode-ull
Or is it called Mode-Al?
Called Mode-Al...

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Randi
I am way behind on the podcast and the jingles. Heard this one today and had to come here and add my +1 for the brilliance of this one.
11 days ago.
EmmetGM in Boston,MA
This is an instant classic!
101 days ago.
Michelle Pendleton
I never post on the jingles, but this one was so brilliant, I just had to. I was listening on my earphones, stopped mid-jingle, and made my husband (not a Little) listen to it because it was so funny. And _then_ I got to the last part. Oh.my.word. I laughed so hard I was crying. This is one of the best at taking the sound of the original song and bringing it to the land of the jingles.
123 days ago.
Daryn in Michigan
So Great, as always
128 days ago.
Rick in Seattle
Absolutely brilliant.
136 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Elliott cements his 1st ballot HOF jingle writing status with this one. I knew it the second he bounced it off me.
143 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Three weeks is the new turn-around.
143 days ago.
Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
Brilliant stuff, Elliot and Joe. I guess Michael's pronunciation finally pushed this one onto the podwaves!
143 days ago.
Greg Smallwood in Waynesville, OH
How did it take three weeks for this to get podcast love? Brilliant . . .
143 days ago.
Micah Wilson
Absolutely brilliant. Truly we are in presence of the masters.
143 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
March 10, 2017: In Search of a Home for Jinglefest III
March 29, 2017: All of The Questions (and a few Answers!)

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