Lose Your Wealth (Lose Yourself)

   

A parody of a song by Eminem.  A Collaboration by Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC & Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 03/02/2017  Released: 03/05/2017  First aired: 03/10/2017
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Lyrics

Thanks to Jerry Negrelli for the idea, and for Rob and Jason for previewing it. Coincidentally, this song was part of the "Name that Tune" portion of Trivia Night at Chad's while I was there (after I had just finished writing this).



Look
If you had
One shot
Or an opportunity
To flush your kid’s inheritance
Down the toilet
In one business venture
Would you do it?

Yo
He’s mostly grouchy, head bald, old and craggy
Fry fragments on his jacket: bowling alley
He’s flush, but here comes what we know will happen
He’ll blow cash, cause he’s not known as savvy
Now his estate’s incinerated on a place to chow,
A vacant house, and soon a Citation, wow
Even Nic Cage claims that the boy’s insane
His financial advisor breaks, now he’s boiling eggs
The plan was a travesty, blown shot, Swaggy P
Dough dramatically disrobed, like bad lodging
Exposed as a Ronstadt under Dodgers jacket peek
Tony’s podcast is the only fall back so he’s
Toast, like a slab of beef, groans over gas bill fees
Woah, D.A. can’t believe he’s such a dope and rabidly
Screams till he’s Assateague, hoarse, while Satch stacks pennies
At least he owns a real restaurant and not Applebee’s

You’re gonna lose your wealth
In this restaurant, you own it
You’ve blown it, inheritance is gonna go
In first place till the last
Then like the Caps, you choked
You better call Michael, tell him life is raining, Tone

You can lose anything you set your mind to, Tony

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Straight Outta Scott Linn (Compton) by Luke Overbey

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Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Boom, pow, etc. You already know I love this one. Just wanted to say I now hope to hear this live in a few months.
92 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Thanks Robert. I wasn't 100% happy with the mix but do really like the mic. Still trying to get a feel for how to mix my own voice with a decent mic.
102 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Thanks all. And I agree with you Brad.
102 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
btw, that new mic sounds FANTASTIC!
102 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
What Todd said.....
104 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Ok, but he is no Ronstadt, I assure you. Aces!!
104 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Sweetness.
108 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
108 days ago.
ToddInLexington in United States
#badass
109 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Wow, that was some serious #QE on trivia night. This is brilliant.
109 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Prison brings out the best in you.
109 days ago.