He Don't Know My Language feat. Joe Aro and Robert Berg


A parody of a song by Alicia Keys.  A Collaboration by Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC, joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD, robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA & Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
Recorded: 01/24/2017  Released: 02/13/2017  First aired: 03/07/2017
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Torie's story about Mischa, her Russian piano teacher that speaks no English, was a while ago, but eh, podcast era. Thanks to Joe Aro for killing it, and the wonderful cameos.


Mommy, mommy, mommy
Invited in a Russian
But didn’t speak to him, I don’t know why
She said he’d give me lessons
But Misha’s hand gestures
And incoherent shouts left me mystified

Oh mommy, mommy, mommy
I am learning nothing
My piano training’s gone awry

And it sounds like…
And he don’t know my language

I swear, it sounds like…
And he don’t know my language
(Torie hands him cash in spades, might as well toss it in flames)

A parody of "You Don't Know My Name" by Alicia Keys.

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LaCheeserie17 in Mechanicville, NY
I laughed out of context the first time I heard this, and it was funnier when I found out clips of the classic "I Have a Piano!" were used. Amazing!
94 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
This one really makes me laugh.
163 days ago.