I Don't Want to Wait (Theme from Dawson's Creek)

   

A parody of a song by Paula Cole.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 01/17/2017  Released: 01/17/2017  First aired: 01/26/2017
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Lyrics

It was 1998
Cillizza’d just turned 22
Watching a show for teenage girls
Reading Sassy Magazine
Listening to N Sync
Posters of unicorns on his bedroom walls
And the estrogen flows like falling water

I don't want to wait
For this segment to be over
Sorry, Satch but I’m
fast-forwarding
I don't want to hate
We all have guilty pleasures
But this show has a guy on it called Pacey

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alantaylor in Lumberton, NC
Great lyrics Paula. And you are the incomparable Robert Berg!!
190 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Thank you, from all of us. Big laughs at unicorn posters & pacey.
199 days ago.
John Tagliareni in Ankeny, IA
I think I have now listened close to 300 times now, it gets funnier each time I listen. You truly are the Incomparable Robert Berg
204 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
As I said earlier, this is the model for politely crushing Chris. Awesome jingle!!
205 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
The verse is top notch. Exactly what I was thinking while listening to the segment. And better than I would have been able to pull off.
205 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Hysterical.
205 days ago.
rkolpien in Zionsville
You really need to have a like multiple times button for this song - this was so much fun - I've listened to it 3 or 4 times already. Way to go Robert!
206 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Man, those lines in the verse are great. Sassy Magazine! I never could stand the characters names in this show. Kj - are you saying you're a "Truewel"?
207 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I liked that show! And this jingle is great! So is Jewel.
212 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Perfect. And people don't call him Satch enough lately.
213 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Top notch Rob.
213 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Giggling now, like a teenage girl.....
213 days ago.