Pony (Ginuwine)


A parody of a song by Ginuwine.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 01/09/2017  Released: 01/09/2017  First aired: unaired
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It's been a while since I wrote one of these, so I went 100% dumb and slightly dated. This is mainly based around the picture Michael tweeted, but from the perspective of the pony.

I'm just a yearling
A small equus ferus caballus
Need someone who knows how to ride
And is less than 6 foot 5

I don't know about that "kid"
He's got to be over 30 years
Owww! I think he's gonna break my back
Can't even canter, this man has gotta get off

You're a grown man, near 40
You can't ride me... I'm a pony!
The saddle is breaking
Come on man, get off me

I'm equine proletariat
14 hands... just a pony!
Yet your old man, is grinning,
Like I'm, Secretariat...

Based on "Pony" by Ginuwine

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Ridiculous and hilarious as Joe and Anita have already said. I concur.
180 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
This is so ridiculous. I love it.
185 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
188 days ago.

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This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
January 12, 2017: Jingle Madness Just Past Winchester


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