Gio (Rio)


A parody of a song by Duran Duran.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 12/10/2016  Released: 12/10/2016  First aired: unaired
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Sitting along the third base line we see a southpaw take the mound
Has all the urgency of a geriatric basset hound
With a pitch to the left and a pitch to the right home plate he rarely contests
This is more annoying than a Jim Tressel sweatervest
His name is Gio and he throws outside the zone
By the second inning Tony’s already halfway home
Cillizza sits there tweeting Vines out from his phone
These Gio games are worse than listening to Jim Rome

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Anita from Alaska
Rack it.
230 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Omg this is hysterical,
249 days ago.
Randy Wolfenberger in Wasilla, AK
haha! nice!!
250 days ago.

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