I have a Piano


A parody of a song by Tony Beeson.  Recorded by Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
Recorded: 11/30/2016  Released: 12/05/2016  First aired: 12/05/2016
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I have a piano, it sits in my spare room,, I have a piano, inherited from someone. I don't know how to play, and I have no talent, but Mr. Tony is soliciting jingles, so I thought I'd try it. Nigel, this is .mp3 - may the Lord have mercy on me.... and my piano.

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I love this. SO SO SO MUCH.
187 days ago.
alantaylor in Lumberton, NC
When you happen by it again after weeks, you still laugh. Amazing
189 days ago.
James Cunningham
I am so glad I found this one... AMAZING!
211 days ago.
Anonymous Little
my dad can stop telling me about this
240 days ago.
Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
So, so good.
240 days ago.
Tony Beeson
I was forced to take piano lessons at age 8. (It didnt work out). :- )
241 days ago.
Kevin in SE DC
241 days ago.
the way he holds that note at the end Meeeeeeeeeee might be the best bit (for today) on iphone how does one make it a ringtone?
242 days ago.
Emily in Plano, TX
Still obsessed!
242 days ago.
tahas daughter
lol still listining to it
242 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Songs to learn and sing
243 days ago.
tahas daughter
my dad can even play it on my sisters recorder
243 days ago.
tahas daughter
omg i cant stop listining to this song the first time my dad showed me this song i cracked up
243 days ago.
Pacetb in Lakewood, OH
I can't get it out of my head. Every so often, I start signing it out loud. My children have given up on me.
246 days ago.
Bobby in Bethesda, MD
10 days later, and I'm still listening to this multiple times on a daily basis. Just brilliant. One of the best of all time.
246 days ago.
Mike Medina in Pittsburg, Pa
Sooooo funny!
250 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Now, THIS is quite a debut! Nicely done!
251 days ago.
John D
Love it!
252 days ago.
This really is brilliant. I will be sending it to my masculine child randomly from now on.
252 days ago.
ddobbs in Cleveland, OH
252 days ago.
Chris from Canton, OH
An inspiration to all of the untalented people that listen to the show.
252 days ago.
Pacetb in Lakewood, OH
My God, this is sublime.
253 days ago.
Daryn in Michigan
You sir have talent!
253 days ago.
John from Norfolk
I keep thinking my favorite part is the Nigel-Lord line, but then the piano finish hits!
253 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
I just love this
253 days ago.
"I have a piano" will replace La Cheeserie as the little's battle cry
253 days ago.
Scott in Columbia, MD
Music theory and composition majors will analyze this jingle for decades to come.
254 days ago.
Tony Beeson
Original composition... just sort of made up on the fly. The opening is Like "Desperado" by the Eagles. The difference is Don Henley is a genious; i opened the song using the title because i don't have the ability to provide a musical intro- LOL
254 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Technically this is an original composition, not a jingle. So it probably should be: Eat it, Fuse!
254 days ago.
SuchaMoron from Reading PA
hating myself for typing this, but "Eat it Negrelli!"
254 days ago.
John - West Sussex UK
The way Tony B channeled Lennon & McCartney was just awe inspiring.
254 days ago.
John in Norfolk
So, so good. Dumb question: what is the original song, if there is one?
254 days ago.
Jolene in Grand Island, NE
Invoking religion too - Brilliant!
254 days ago.
stevemiller78 in Half Moon Bay,CA
wow... just wow. My new ringtone!
254 days ago.
Matthew M
Soo sooo good
254 days ago.
Lise Dykes
My new earworm. When there is a TK Jingles Mt. Rushmore, Mr. Beeson (and his piano) have to be on it.
255 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
255 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
I have a Google Machine, and this said 'Join the Conversation' so I am leaving a comment. And this jingle is funny.
255 days ago.
Ron in Louisville
when I heard this driving home from work yesterday in traffic, I replayed it 10 times laughing. Thanks for making the drive home better.
255 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Like everyone, probably, I have listened to this at least 30 times. Anthony, you claim to have no talent but that is clearly not true.
255 days ago.
SteveErouler in The Big Easy
255 days ago.
Jeremy Burke
This is in my top five favorite things ever. And I have 3 masculine children and a woman I am related to by marriage.
255 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Today's reactions even better than yesterday's! This one will roll on for a long time. Congrats. Hysterical!!!
255 days ago.
Please provide a shipping address. I have an old flute that needs to be not-played
255 days ago.
Hello my newest ring tone
255 days ago.
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!
255 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Just brilliant.
255 days ago.
Tony Beeson
LOl - i never expected this. I must now defer to Littles with Talent
255 days ago.
Tony Beeson
I must now defer to the Littles who have talent
255 days ago.
Eric in Westfield, IN
That's it. This just ended all jingle submissions forever. There's no topping this.
255 days ago.
Joe in North Liberty
This jingle cured my psoriasis.
255 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i keep typing and deleting things, trying to explain how much i love this jingle. but this feeling is clearly ineffable. so...just, thank you.
255 days ago.
Steve Miller
Amazing! My new ringtone.
255 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
A little pitchy . . . . Thank you for bringing your talents here. Ok, not your talents.
256 days ago.
jreljac in Pittsburgh, PA
This is so good...oh so very very good. Mr Beeson, I have a violin I can send you if you want to give another instrument a try.
256 days ago.
Absolutely brilliant!!!!
256 days ago.
Frank Smith in Fort Wayne
Quite possibly, the BEST JINGLE EVER!!!
256 days ago.
The reaction to this jingle was tremendous!
256 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
December 14, 2016: I Haaaaave Two Hands


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