Alone

   

A parody of a song by Heart.  A Collaboration by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN & John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 11/24/2016  Released: 11/26/2016  First aired: 12/06/2016
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Lyrics

It's been awhile since John Fitzpatrick and I have colloaborated and this one's a doozy! All credit to John for the fantastic idea, lyrics, and mixing. Thanks, John!

Lyrics:
You think I’m kidding but I’m not
I just sit counting in the dark
I may have guests at my home tonight
No answer when they ask “Where's Tone?”
And the numbers climb so very slow
I get calmer as I count you know
Alone

Sometimes I sit and I stare, I just zone
I’m not sure it’s so wise that I told you
This might get me sent to a home
I just sit counting alone
I just sit counting alone

*A parody of "Alone" by Heart

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How do I use my iPhone? (Alone by Heart) by Jeff Holscher
Nats Ain’t Gonna Start Scoring Tonight [Via JT] by John Fitzpatrick
It's So Easy (Gimme The Rye) by Kj Ohnstad
Thankin' God I hear Tony (Old Bald Orange Show) by Kj Ohnstad
My Favorite Things by Kj Ohnstad

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Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Lyrics, vocals, perfection.
248 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Thanks, y'all!
249 days ago.
Daryn in Michigan
Sitting in a Barnes & Noble - alone - others are staring, wondering why I have the biggest grin on my face - alone....
252 days ago.
OldAtHeart in Madison, WI
Spectacular vocals...got chills on the harmonies...
252 days ago.
Jolene in Grand Island, NE
As Tony said today - it's all true! Fabulous!
252 days ago.
stevemiller78 in Half Moon Bay,CA
Great vocals!
252 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
YES!! Loads o' Laughs. "That's. Simply. Great." Ok, it's no "I have a piano," but nice effort.
253 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Tony will be the only one at Shady Acres Retirement Castle with an NBA entrance thanks to you, Kj
254 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Brilliant and beautifully performed.
258 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
this will be on the show as soon as the lawyers give their assent. clever and stupid overlap so often around here i can't tell which is which.
262 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Clever. And stupid. Fine line.
262 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
I'm going to invite people over, then go into the other room and just play this one over and over. Thanks, KJ, you killed it, as per usual!!!
263 days ago.