Punchable Face (Poker Face)

   

A parody of a song by Lady Gaga.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 11/15/2016  Released: 11/15/2016  First aired: 11/21/2016
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Lyrics

Bears fans across the land turn the channel when he starts
Strip sacks, interceptions, and punting in equal parts
Married a reality star because of course he did
The vacancy in both their eyes implies glitchy eyelids
 
No, no oh, no no, no, no-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
He throws a pick, and then lights a cig
No, no oh, no no, no, no-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
Ponders a bit what might be on Netflix
 
Is he stoned?
No one knows
He always wears such a punchable face
(Next year he will be in Cleveland)
Puffy cheeks
Losing streaks
Their QB bleats from his punchable face
(Season’s over, in October)

P-p-p-punchable face, punchable face

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Also a Packer fan and I also love this!
198 days ago.
Daryn in Michigan
As a Packer fan who used to live in Chicago I couldn't love this more!
200 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
I am just catching up to this, not sure why. May be one of your TOP 5, and that's saying a lot. Just great!!
206 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
It all comes back to Fantasy Football. :) But this is a great homage to Jay Cutler's super punchable face
222 days ago.
"Biff"
The new Ciquizza theme song!
222 days ago.